FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CANNOT KEEP THIS CHILD OUT OF THE TOILET.
It is her favorite thing. I’m pretty on top of the situation I’ve got going on over here, meaning I generally know where my kids are and I have the scissors stored in a safe location, but she still manages to sneak in there and splash with all her might. Mouth open, lovey in hand.
I am so tired of washing loveys.
I am so tired of wiping up toilet water.
Someone please tell me that this will build her immunity, and it will all pay off in the end somehow. Like in the case of a major Ebola outbreak in the U.S. — at least the one who drinks toilet water would survive it, right?
Right.
Modern Mommy Madness 
Well, maybe this will make you feel better:
http://time.com/3181818/als-ice-bucket-challenge-matt-damon-uses-toilet-water/
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My 10 month old has found the toilets… luckily he hasn’t figured out how to open the lids. But when they are up, it’s chaos!
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My son will be protected from the Ebola plague too. What amazes me is that despite his obsession with toilets, I can’t manage to get him potty trained.
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