OH my goodness! I just read the post about your eldest Maverick and it could have been written about my son, also my eldest, who just turned 6! Right down to potions mixed in the bathroom. I can totally relate! I find that sometimes, you’ve just got to go with it.
“I’ve had people say I must be a “sad” person if being a mom was the greatest thing I’ve ever done. Fuck them.”
I totally agree. Yes, I miss my cellulite-free skin, size 6 body, and vacations where the screaming coming from my room was hott, not disciplinary. But, the joy of being a mom trumps all of that. Reading I Still Want to Pee Alone has added much needed comedy to my parenting.
I was just scrolling through all my unread email and found your piece on mamapedia and I fell in love with you! You instantly made me feel better! I’m so excited to see a normal everyday mama (just like me) living out her dreams of being a writer. I have a dream too and my journey is just starting. Not the mama part (I’ve been doing that for almost 12 years AHHHHH) I’m getting back to me. So you are an inspiration, just wanted you to know that.
I just found your blog and I’m in love. You speak to my soul. Thank you!!!!!!
I can’t figure out how to subscribe to your blog yet, but once I do, you’ll have another loyal follower!
Hello I read an old post you were having an issue with discipline your son was saying shut up. I would like to help with that if you are still having thoses issues thanks holly
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I saw your post about coming off your meds. I’ve had similar issues with my meds. I have done heaps of reasearch in the sense of google and watching you tube videos and I have found some vitamins that actually work!! I am now coming off my meds. The vitamins are all amino acids that the gut makes and are what the gut uses to make Serotonin and Gaba. If you are interested I am happy to send you a pic so you can order them. I’ve gone from suicidal to loving life in a week.
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This is so random of me, but I follow you on Instagram and stumbled across your blog this morning. In between whiping butts, cutting the crust off sandwiches that my kids won’t end up eating and playing dress up, I managed to read some of your entries. Your writing makes me feel like I am not alone in the struggle! I have been through my share of binge dieting, I was addicted to diet pills, I could not go a day without wine and threw up everything I ate. Years of counseling, a mmarriage and 4 children later, I do still struggle every day to be a strong woman and mother. Reading your life has added humor to mine and it’s refreshing to see someone who is so real. I admire you and your strength. You are a beautiful woman and your family is beautiful too. My oldest son has high functioning autism and my younger 3 all struggle with some sort of learning curve (I hate the word disability) so I can relate to your struggle! I wanted to thank you for sharing your life, your flaws, your ups and downs, yourself with us. Even though I don’t know you personally, it was so comforting to know I’m not the only one lost in the haze if motherhood lol. I just had to send you a quick message to thank you for the smiles your posts put on my face and the smile you put on my heart when I read your blogs. Where you even find the time to do a blog simply amazes me. You really are a woman to admire. Thank you.
From one crazy mother to another. All my heart goes out to you. Bless you and bless your beautiful children. 💞
I saw your story on GMA. I have had the same struggle for many years. Thank you for sharing your story.
I am now following your blog. I look forward to reading it in the future.
I just saw your story on the abcnews.com web site. I myself have been sober for 2 years and 7 months. I checked myself into rehab at the age of 37. I started drinking before work and realized that I was going to end up dying or losing my family. My biggest regret is the relationship I almost ruined with my only child, my beautiful daughter who is about to be 21 and my husband who was on the verge of leaving. When I got on that plane I told myself I was never going to drink again and I haven’t. I haven’t even had a craving. My biggest test was the loss of my sister a month out of rehab and the loss of my brother-in-law 5 months later. I made it through and I am stronger for it. It is different but you do feel healthier and my relationship with my daughter and husband has never been better. I still have regrets for things I have done in the past, but if you dwell on the past you will never move forward.
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Your words are always inspiring to me you are so brave! I started reading your blog a few years ago when my mother passed and I was suddenly forced to deal with my 83-year-old father that I do not like but love on some level that continues to this day to be in and out of rehab and a total mess. Thank you for helping me understand the struggle is real and add that to being a mother, wife, and full-time employee, you give me strength – Thank You
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OH my goodness! I just read the post about your eldest Maverick and it could have been written about my son, also my eldest, who just turned 6! Right down to potions mixed in the bathroom. I can totally relate! I find that sometimes, you’ve just got to go with it.
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“I’ve had people say I must be a “sad” person if being a mom was the greatest thing I’ve ever done. Fuck them.”
I totally agree. Yes, I miss my cellulite-free skin, size 6 body, and vacations where the screaming coming from my room was hott, not disciplinary. But, the joy of being a mom trumps all of that. Reading I Still Want to Pee Alone has added much needed comedy to my parenting.
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I was just scrolling through all my unread email and found your piece on mamapedia and I fell in love with you! You instantly made me feel better! I’m so excited to see a normal everyday mama (just like me) living out her dreams of being a writer. I have a dream too and my journey is just starting. Not the mama part (I’ve been doing that for almost 12 years AHHHHH) I’m getting back to me. So you are an inspiration, just wanted you to know that.
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I just found your blog and I’m in love. You speak to my soul. Thank you!!!!!!
I can’t figure out how to subscribe to your blog yet, but once I do, you’ll have another loyal follower!
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Loved your post on scary mommy about short temperedness. It was like reading about myself. I always appreciate mommy honesty.
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Hello I read an old post you were having an issue with discipline your son was saying shut up. I would like to help with that if you are still having thoses issues thanks holly
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I am a strict but loving discipline mom I am pro spanking lets chat holly
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Thanks to you and your friend for trying out our Curves Baton Rouge. I thought you might want to know I was at St Andrews Methodist Church for Trunk or Treat and a lady mentioned she wanted to come and join, she saw your blog…thanks so much….and if you want to do the girl thing again…we are here for you, with some great ideas and a whole lotta fun! We so appreciate your boost for us on your blog.
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I saw your post about coming off your meds. I’ve had similar issues with my meds. I have done heaps of reasearch in the sense of google and watching you tube videos and I have found some vitamins that actually work!! I am now coming off my meds. The vitamins are all amino acids that the gut makes and are what the gut uses to make Serotonin and Gaba. If you are interested I am happy to send you a pic so you can order them. I’ve gone from suicidal to loving life in a week.
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Hello. I gave up on all social media so how would you communicate with a person or meat locker of soul traveling mis-contusion. I am vey interested in talking to you though. I mean that. Very important issues
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Hi there,
This is so random of me, but I follow you on Instagram and stumbled across your blog this morning. In between whiping butts, cutting the crust off sandwiches that my kids won’t end up eating and playing dress up, I managed to read some of your entries. Your writing makes me feel like I am not alone in the struggle! I have been through my share of binge dieting, I was addicted to diet pills, I could not go a day without wine and threw up everything I ate. Years of counseling, a mmarriage and 4 children later, I do still struggle every day to be a strong woman and mother. Reading your life has added humor to mine and it’s refreshing to see someone who is so real. I admire you and your strength. You are a beautiful woman and your family is beautiful too. My oldest son has high functioning autism and my younger 3 all struggle with some sort of learning curve (I hate the word disability) so I can relate to your struggle! I wanted to thank you for sharing your life, your flaws, your ups and downs, yourself with us. Even though I don’t know you personally, it was so comforting to know I’m not the only one lost in the haze if motherhood lol. I just had to send you a quick message to thank you for the smiles your posts put on my face and the smile you put on my heart when I read your blogs. Where you even find the time to do a blog simply amazes me. You really are a woman to admire. Thank you.
From one crazy mother to another. All my heart goes out to you. Bless you and bless your beautiful children. 💞
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I saw your story on GMA. I have had the same struggle for many years. Thank you for sharing your story.
I am now following your blog. I look forward to reading it in the future.
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I just saw your story on the abcnews.com web site. I myself have been sober for 2 years and 7 months. I checked myself into rehab at the age of 37. I started drinking before work and realized that I was going to end up dying or losing my family. My biggest regret is the relationship I almost ruined with my only child, my beautiful daughter who is about to be 21 and my husband who was on the verge of leaving. When I got on that plane I told myself I was never going to drink again and I haven’t. I haven’t even had a craving. My biggest test was the loss of my sister a month out of rehab and the loss of my brother-in-law 5 months later. I made it through and I am stronger for it. It is different but you do feel healthier and my relationship with my daughter and husband has never been better. I still have regrets for things I have done in the past, but if you dwell on the past you will never move forward.
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Merry Christmas & Happy early Birthday! Thank you for being the courage I needed!
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Your words are always inspiring to me you are so brave! I started reading your blog a few years ago when my mother passed and I was suddenly forced to deal with my 83-year-old father that I do not like but love on some level that continues to this day to be in and out of rehab and a total mess. Thank you for helping me understand the struggle is real and add that to being a mother, wife, and full-time employee, you give me strength – Thank You
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