Today I was reminded of two things:

1. I dislike old movies. I wish I liked them, but I don’t. They bore me to death. 

TO DEATH.

2. I dislike the Hallmark Movie Channel. I want to like it. But I just. Can’t. Do. It. 

 … no thank you.

I figured it was Christmas, I should watch Hallmark movies. Right? Yesterday I tried. I gave it an honest effort. It was some awful movie about a couple trapped in a strange town, in the snow — of course. It was so annoying. 

Today I got 8 minutes into the “Gift of the Magi” before I gave up. And don’t even get me started on “The Santa Suit.”

Have too many episodes of Dexter and True Blood ruined my TV palate? Perhaps.