Scary Mommy’s Guide to Surviving the Holidays

Publisher: Pocket Star (November 17, 2014)

From New York Times bestselling author and acclaimed “Scary Mommy” blogger Jill Smokler comes a funny and practical guide filled with essays, recipes, and tried-and-true tips sure to get any parent through the holiday season—without losing your marbles.

Ah, the holidays: a time of joy, celebration, serenity, and peace…

Unless, of course, you have whiny, screaming children demanding presents, attention, and a personal appearance by Santa or Judah the Maccabee. Then you’re screwed.

But wait, there’s hope: Scary Mommy Guide to Surviving the Holidays to the rescue!

Yes, in this handy holiday guide, you’ll find everything you need to survive the fall/winter rush of cheer in style, and without having a mental breakdown. From relatable, hilarious essays on everything from the Santa myth to being seated at the dreaded kids’ table, to easy-to-follow recipes that might include just a little something special to take the edge off (can anyone say Kahlua?), to fun and accessible gift ideas, this book is your ticket to peace of mind—and a laugh—during the busy, crazy holiday season!


I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone

Publisher: Throat Punch Media

I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious, original essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. I hand picked each kick ass blogger in this book and you won’t be disappointed. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will want to share this book with every mom who is in the trenches with you. Parenting is hard. Isn’t it nice to know you’re not alone?

This book will feature some of your favorites from other books in the series like Bad Parenting Moments and Let Me Start By Saying. You’ll also find some new writers like The Cult of Perfect Motherhood, So Then Stories, and The Shitastrophy.


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