You guys. Please don’t give up on me.
I used to blog almost DAILY. Now I’m down to like one post a week. What the hell has she been doing?! I bet that’s what you’re wondering. If you’ve even noticed … and I’m pretending that you have.
I don’t know what the hell I’ve been doing. I guess I’ve been busy being a mom and a mediocre member of the PTA.
I was sick for awhile. I looked like this for so many days in a row …
… That my three-year-old drew a picture of me. There’s an uncanny resemblance.
It’s Friday, bitches! And that means that tonight I get to check out of my usual duties, have a big glass of wine, and have Virtual Happy Hour with YOU!
But first … I have to go get a vaginal ultrasound.
It’s gonna be a great day.
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