Pull up a chair — wait, no. Just lie down on the floor. Whenever you’re ready, I’ll hand you a bottle of wine.
My name is Harmony. That is my real name, given to me by my parents. They thought I was going to be a boy, and my name was going to be Jonathan Freedom. So much for that plan.
I’m a freelance writer and stay-at-home mom with old-school values, trying to raise my kids in a modern world. I am married to a man who makes me mad and makes me laugh, and together we have produced three children who provide this blog with endless material.
Join me as I navigate the waters of motherhood without any sort of grace or finesse whatsoever … and revel in the knowledge that you aren’t the worst at whatever you’re doing.
If you are interested in advertising, want to hire me to write for you, or just want to say hi, feel free to drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org. You can also find me here (on Amazon) or here (on Facebook), and every so often on Twitter (@ModMomMad).