Today we are at home because the roads are impassable. We are literally iced in. So what do I plan to do? 

I plan to make cookies, and then eat them.

Here is a list of things I will NOT be doing today:

1. Sitting in a cubicle listening to people bitch.

2. Cleaning the house.

3. Shaving my legs.

4. Getting out of my pajamas. 

5. Trying to suck in my ever-growing belly.