Survival.

I’ve decided that there is no possible way to prepare yourself for life. Your choices are:

1. develop survival skills, or,
2. suck at life.

My set of skills seem to change with each decade. I recall coping in my teen years by eating a lot of comfort food. A lot of french fries, bagels with cream cheese, ice cream sundaes, and pizza. I was fat. I don’t think food is the answer.

Then, in the first half of my 20’s I slept. A LOT. I wish I would have kept track of how much I slept. It was sick.

In the second half of my 20’s, I met Husband. I think this is when my life truly began. It was fun. Ridiculously fun. I drank a lot of coffee and energy drinks. I basked in newlywed bliss. Then about two years later reality started to hit me and I have been scrambling ever since to achieve the right balance of skills … lest I go off the deep end. Here are my current keys to survival:

1. Google.
2. Epsom salt baths.
3. Coffee. I’ll always drink it, and it’s the highlight of my day.
4. Deep breaths.
5. Smiling even when I don’t feel like it (which is often).
6. Taking the time to make myself presentable EVERY SINGLE DAY.
7. Cooking a lot of food on Sunday.
8. http://www.allrecipes.com/
9. Southern Living magazine
10. Keeping up with house cleaning so it doesn’t overwhelm me.
11. Netflix.

3 thoughts on “Survival.

  1. Hey, I'm excited that you're blogging! I've missed the Writings of Harmony. And I have a feeling as I follow you into this world of parenting, I may be looking for all the survival tips I can get. Actually, you're already ahead of me if you manage to make yourself presentable every day. My days working from home are sometimes ROUGH.

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  2. Ok so I’ve finally found the Archive button….yes not the brightest crayon in the pencil case this week – I’ll thank my kids for that and instead of working backwards….I’m starting at your blog beginning….I did just notice…you didn’t list wine on your survival list…oh how times have changed 2 extra kids later!! I loved wine before kids…but that’s just me 😉

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