This week is TRUE madness. Working mommy madness.

My toddler is weaning himself off of his pacifier, my husband is a stay-at-home dad this week (he starts his new job on Monday!), and I have an important interview tomorrow. I’m really my own worst enemy when it comes to stressful life situations. I put a LOT of pressure on myself to do well. Usually I do fine, but I’m pretty sure I’m graying prematurely.

In 24 hours, I will be sitting in front of a videoconference camera selling my skills to two men that I have never met. I may or may not hyperventilate because I bought a size 8 skirt and I won’t be able to breathe well. In the dressing room it seemed okay but I just realized I never sat down in it.

Perhaps it’s for the best that my interview is via videoconference. I can unzip my skirt and they will never be the wiser.

Take THAT, Corporate America.