I have quite the gregarious two-year-old.
On Saturday I took him with me to the mall so I could get some MAJOR shopping done. He was in good spirits. He entertained himself in the following way:
A stranger walks by.
My son: “Hi!”
Stranger: “Well, hi there!”
My son: “I pooted!”
It sounds funny, and it was … kind of. Until I was in a checkout line and he started freaking out. Every few seconds he would say “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. I pooted!” I would tell him “just say excuse me.”
So he would. And then he would repeat “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. I pooted!” Over and over. The thing is, he really was pooting — a lot. I felt sorry for the people behind us in line.
Tonight he managed to poop in one bathtub … did nothing when I rushed him to the potty … then finished pooping in the OTHER bathtub. Is it normal to start seeing spots when you’re nauseous? Because I did.