I Pooted.

I have quite the gregarious two-year-old.

On Saturday I took him with me to the mall so I could get some MAJOR shopping done. He was in good spirits. He entertained himself in the following way:

A stranger walks by.

My son: “Hi!”
Stranger: “Well, hi there!”
My son: “I pooted!”
It sounds funny, and it was … kind of. Until I was in a checkout line and he started freaking out. Every few seconds he would say “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. I pooted!” I would tell him “just say excuse me.”
So he would. And then he would repeat “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. I pooted!” Over and over. The thing is, he really was pooting — a lot. I felt sorry for the people behind us in line.

Tonight he managed to poop in one bathtub … did nothing when I rushed him to the potty … then finished pooping in the OTHER bathtub. Is it normal to start seeing spots when you’re nauseous? Because I did.

Good day.


One thought on “I Pooted.

  1. This cracks me up. And reminds me of the blue streak my toddler left in the bathtub after pooping because an extreme overabundance of blueberry love. It was NOT pretty. But at least we were not in public. I think I just verbally pooted. Sorry.

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