Today, I’m going to the Alabama DMV to renew my driver’s license.

I’m not trying to be rude, but Alabama has the most inefficient, aggravating, cumbersome DMV situation I’ve ever had to deal with. My license expired in November and I’ve been dreading this trip ever since. 

We love living here, but sometimes I miss my homeland. Louisiana was so easy, so relaxed. I feel like Alabama is an uptight white dude with too-short suspenders.