These are the reasons why I’m currently mad at my Husband. He really is just a typical man, and I appreciate that about him, but sometimes I just need to vent in order to move on. And as I stated in a previous post, the more pregnant I get, the more disagreeable I become. So deal with it.

Today’s grievances:

1. He wakes me up with his insane snoring several times a night … and I wear earplugs. This is particularly infuriating when I have trouble sleeping to begin with — because I have to pee, because I’m uncomfortable, and because TWO likes to kick me at night.

2. He ignores me. He ignores everything, actually. How do they do that? I waffle between jealousy and anger.

3. All he wants to do is lie around. And I am the pregnant one. He reminds me of a house cat. He likes to nap and stretch and sun himself.

4. He can be difficult to communicate with. Obviously, I’m not. I communicate perfectly.

5. The last time I tried to talk to him, it was 9 a.m. and he started snoring in the middle of my sentence. REALLY?!?!? 

6. He refuses to put his dirty clothes where they belong. He insists on putting them on the floor, the recliner, under the bed … anywhere EXCEPT where they belong. Normally I accept that as a part of who he is (messy), but after #1 – 5 has taken place, it just sends me over the edge. And then, after weeks of it not bothering me, I get irate about it.

Next installment: Why Toddlers Are Infuriating.