Wrong Equipment.

Today I taught my son how to pee in the yard. 

I felt really … ill-equipped … for that task. However, in the words of Tim Gunn from Project Runway, we made it work. He stripped naked, I screeched at him DON’T GET IT ON YOUR FEET!!!, so he spread his feet apart and assumed a sumo wrestler-like position.

Then I had to show him how to point and shoot. This is when I really started to wish that his daddy was home.

2 thoughts on “Wrong Equipment.

  1. HA HA HA!!! OMG! I had to do this exact same thing a few weeks ago. I felt so… just wrong. That's not my job! LOL Anyway, we now pee sitting down in the house and standing up when we are outside. I love having a boy. 🙂

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