To The Makers of Play-Doh,

You make my son very happy. However, I find your product stressful. 

It’s sticky and messy and impossible to clean out from underneath little fingernails. Also, children think it’s edible. Why? Because it’s salty. Like potato chips. 

You do not mesh well with my obsessive need for cleanliness. Actually, children don’t either.

That is all,
Harmony