Last night I was in my bathroom, pouring sterilized water into a bottle of powdered formula when I suddenly dropped the bottle. It had no lid on it yet. 

It slammed onto the counter, and water and unmixed formula powder shot out of it like a volcano, soaking my hair … my face… my bathroom ceiling … walls … mirror … you understand.

There is nothing sexier than rocking crunchy, soy formula hair. I’m sure Husband loved it.