Dear Husband,

Today I found a screen open on our computer, which showcased this t-shirt. 

I accept that I am a League of Legends widow. However, I have to draw the line at THIS. 

This is bad.

If you choose to purchase and wear this item (shudder), I will still love you, but I won’t be seen in public with you. Also … we may have to seek counseling. 

I never thought I would say this, but I would actually prefer that you wear this shirt instead. Something about it is strangely virile.

Thank you/Love you,
Harmony