Dear Dentist’s Office,
Please stop calling me and leaving voicemails reminding me to reschedule the appointment I cancelled a year ago.
I am TERRIFIED of you.
I know oral health is important. And you are sweet to remind me of that. But … I just can’t. The only reason I saw you two years ago for a checkup and cleaning is because I had an arrangement with a friend of mine. We were both facing our fears. I went to the dentist, she signed up with an online dating service.
We both probably won’t do that again.