Before a birthday party.

I know I said I would stop talking about my boots, but clearly I am unable to.

So far, they have been tested at the following locations:

1. The woods.

2. The mall.

3.  A children’s birthday party.

4. The grocery store.

5. My kitchen.

At all of these locations, I spent most of my time on my feet. I don’t know how or why, but these boots are literally the most comfortable pair of shoes I have ever owned IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.  

I am 32 years old. I’ve owned a lot of shoes. I’ve owned a lot of comfortable shoes — including Nikes, Merrells, Borns, Birkenstocks, fancy flip flops that conform to your feet, and a whole slew of others.

It’s madness, people. Don’t be too surprised if the next picture I post is of me and my boots in frumpy workout gear, headed to the gym. I haven’t tried running in them yet. I’ll let you know how that goes.