As I type this, I am surrounded by boxes of our crap and our children’s crap and I am trying really hard to ignore it. We are moving in just a few days and attempting to pack and parent at the same time SUCKS.

Nevertheless, I plan to chronicle every step. Here is today’s progress so far …

ONE has spent his whole day trying his best to undo what we do. Here he is taking a little break with a neck massager.

And here is TWO. While I typed this, he developed a really disgusting snotty nose which needs to be addressed.

I just have to make it to Memorial Day weekend without hurting anyone. I just have to make it to Memorial Day weekend without hurting anyone. I just have to make it to Memorial Day weekend without hurting anyone.