Okay, I promise this is the last time I’ll mention the “vacation” that was actually just “really hard work in a vacation-like setting.” Here are some pictures that I took with my phone. I really need to invest in a nice camera. Hopefully you don’t read this blog for the visual content.

We went on a date. It was the first one in a really long time.

Sometimes, this little boy’s attitude works for him.

Sometimes, it does not.

This picture speaks a thousand words. The laughter, the coffee in the foreground … the shirtless man in the background with his head in his hands. He’s going to kill me when he sees this.

I love ONE.

I love TWO.

Here we are on our last day, heading home.

Now that I’m looking at the pictures it doesn’t seem like it was THAT hard to take two small kids on a beach vacation. But at the same time … I’m sure glad we spent $88 on an effective method of birth control instead of taking our chances with 144 condoms because OMG I CANNOT HANDLE ANY MORE CHILDREN FOR A LONG LONG TIME, MAYBE NEVER.