Husband and I have never once bought each other anniversary gifts. We’re pretty low-key … we normally go out to dinner, but this year we had grandiose plans of taking a weekend away to New Orleans. Because we NEED a weekend away, like, yesterday. But we have no money.

In fact, we’ve been hoarding cash in a gravy boat so we could purchase a new computer. Husband just finished setting it up this evening.

Me: Our anniversary is in like two weeks. 

Husband: (laughing)

Me: What are we going to do?

Husband: Make each other CRAFTS.

Me: (Googling) This website says the traditional gifts for the 7th year of marriage are copper and wool. 

Husband: I’m going to get you some steel wool.