ONE: Mommy, will you wipe my booty?
Me: No, ONE. You‘re a big boy. You can do it yourself.
ONE: But you’re the best booty-wiper EVER!
Me: … thanks.
ONE: Mommy, will you wipe my booty?
Me: No, ONE. You‘re a big boy. You can do it yourself.
ONE: But you’re the best booty-wiper EVER!
Me: … thanks.