Maverick: I’ve got two secret pee spots in the yard outside.
Me: (silence)
Maverick: I selected them carefully.
Me: Um … I’m not sure what to say.
Maverick: I made sure to pick places far away from where people walk.
Me: Well done!
***
Me: It’s almost your bedtime. Thank goodness. I’m very tired.
Maverick: That’s because you keep riding that bike at the gym and carrying Pepper around. She’s really heavy, you know.
Me: You’re right.
Maverick: I’m also really good at math.
Such a wise 5-year-old I have living in my house.
Harmony, Harmony (in my Naughty by Nature voice) – I can totally see your blog becoming a hilarious sitcom! I would definitely watch! Just think about it 🙂
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God gave me hilarious children because He knew I’d need the laughs.
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