Maverick: I’ve got two secret pee spots in the yard outside.
Maverick: I selected them carefully.
Me: Um … I’m not sure what to say.
Maverick: I made sure to pick places far away from where people walk.
Me: Well done!
Me: It’s almost your bedtime. Thank goodness. I’m very tired.
Maverick: That’s because you keep riding that bike at the gym and carrying Pepper around. She’s really heavy, you know.
Me: You’re right.
Maverick: I’m also really good at math.