In honor of National Talk Like A Pirate Day, I present to you … a picture of my daughter that she will one day hate. But she looks SO MUCH LIKE A PIRATE.

I like to fish, I like to fight
I like to stay up half the night
When I say “starboard” ye go right!
Me ma, she says, “Ye look a fright!”

– from “A Children’s Pirate Shanty” (find the rest here!)