Yeah, we all know parenthood is exhausting, blah blah blah.

It’s emotionally taxing, physically draining, never-ending, HARD AS SHIT. You have heard it all, multiple times, because hasn’t everything about having kids already been said?

It has.

I just keep saying the same things, in a slightly different way, over and over. The thing that keeps it interesting is the children themselves, who continue to say and do things I never would have imagined them saying or doing.

Oh, and first-grade artwork. Which is pretty much the best thing ever.

This monster is totally going to eat me in my sleep.