Today at a local indoor playground, video surveillance picked up footage of this two-year-old girl standing next to a toy car, actively preventing other children from playing with it.
“She looks like she’s going to cut a bitch,” a bystander remarked.
“Look at that side eye,” said the mother of an unnamed victim. “I told my kids to stay away from her! She’s dangerous.”
“I’ve always bragged about how sweet she is,” her mother wailed. “But clearly those days are over.”
The perpetrator allegedly dragged another child out of the play vehicle while screaming “MY CAR!” The victim ran away in tears.
Later, she terrorized a group of children playing in a pretend grocery store, taking plastic bananas and apples from their toy shopping carts without apology.
In her final act of abomination, the toddler climbed up the slides until her mother finally lured her away with promises of Goldfish crackers.
If you or someone you know has been affected by this tiny tyrant, please call the Save Me From This Toddler hotline at 888-888-HELL.
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Nice. This totally sounds like it could be one of my kids.
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This sounds perfect for that new mom site that is like The Onion!
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Oh!!!! I will look into that.
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Ahahahahahahaha. Well done!
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Thank you!!
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Girl has that stink eye on lock. Reminds me of my 3yo 🙂
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Ohhhh my goodness that made me laugh out loud!! I’ve been there, sister! Hahahaha
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OMG that was funny!
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