Fact: I have woken up with a new pimple somewhere on my person, every single morning, for the past 15 weeks.

Fact: Living in Alabama has caused me to develop a pronounced southern twang that has become quite noticeable.

Fact: We have lived here for almost 6 years now.

Fact: I have cellulite in strange very places. Luckily I know that it will go away eventually. Most likely sometime in 2012.

Fact: Simple things entertain me. See my friend and co-worker’s blog post about nicknames. This topic alone has kept us busy for many, many hours. There really is a lady who works in my building who has Flock of Seagull hair. I don’t even understand how that happens.