1. Husband felt TWO kick the other night.

2. The Real Housewives of Orange County. Those are some crazy bitches.

3. I just figured out how to use my paddle brush properly. I’ve only had it for three years.

4. Apples.

5. Cinnamon-flavored applesauce.

6. Clinique “Even Better” foundation makeup. Because my skin needs serious assistance.

7. Granny panties.

8. Post-It notes in neon colors, “borrowed” from my office.

9. Facebook. Still.