Here they are. My new friends.
I look just like this lady when I put them on. Skinny everywhere, except for my tummy.
Okay … that was a lie. But I must say, these things are comfy. Getting them on my body was a struggle I wish I hadn’t undertaken in front of an audience (ONE and Husband sat staring while I wrangled myself into them), but … you live, you learn.
I also wanted to introduce to you “Super Mom.” This is is what will happen postpartum.
I’ll be topless with a cape.
Sara Blakely, I love you.