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I knew you were blowing smoke up our asses, Donald Trump.

I knew full well your so-called “consideration” to run for President was just a stunt. I mean really … let’s be serious. We all recognize that you’re a smart man, but Presidental material you most certainly are NOT.

This charade was quite obviously a ploy to get America on the Apprentice/Celebrity Apprentice train. As if the ratings weren’t already through the roof. You’re a greedy man, Mr. Trump.

Despite your obvious shortcomings, I’m still a fan of your show. No one can hold my attention like your hair can.