… that you should steer clear of your new co-worker:

1. She has a Beanie Baby collection.

2. Her cubicle is decorated with stuffed animals.

3. You learn (on day two) that she practices witchcraft.

4. She talks loudly. And closely. To your face.

I could go on with this list, but I think I’ve listed more than enough red flags to signal STEER CLEAR.

Something about the insurance industry seems to attract odd characters. Or maybe it’s just my particular office … because we have a lot of them.