Today I taught my son how to pee in the yard.
I felt really … ill-equipped … for that task. However, in the words of Tim Gunn from Project Runway, we made it work. He stripped naked, I screeched at him DON’T GET IT ON YOUR FEET!!!, so he spread his feet apart and assumed a sumo wrestler-like position.
Then I had to show him how to point and shoot. This is when I really started to wish that his daddy was home.
Modern Mommy Madness 
HA HA HA!!! OMG! I had to do this exact same thing a few weeks ago. I felt so… just wrong. That's not my job! LOL Anyway, we now pee sitting down in the house and standing up when we are outside. I love having a boy. 🙂
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Boys ARE easier. And messier. And louder. And they wreck things. But the penis is a lot simpler to deal with.
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