ONE is afraid of the dark. I just spent the past hour trying to convince him that ghosts and monsters aren’t real, and they certainly are not in our house. Thanks a lot, Halloween.

So now that I’m in the market for a super-sized nightlight, I thought I would share a few that I will NOT be purchasing. 

Ever.

http://www.landofnod.com

Really, Land of Nod? Do you really think this owl is going to make kids feel safe? It’s creepy.

http://www.landofnod.com

And this one, from the same company. Would you like to know what it’s called? The “Gnome Alone Nightlight,” that’s what. 

No thank you.

And finally, I leave you with this: the headless hockey player. I can just imagine my kid staring at that while he’s trying to go to sleep.

http://www.lampsplus.com