OMGIHATETECHNOLOGY.

I am at my parent’s house, using unfamiliar appliances and I suck at figuring anything out if it’s got digital capability.

 
I had an egg nog pound cake in this beast for an HOUR before I realized that the oven was not on. Then I freaked out and called in my husband and he did something, I do not know what, and now an alarm keeps going off and these strange letters are showing on the screen.

All I want is THIS. Because my pants aren’t nearly tight enough, and carbohydrates and sugars are exactly the thing to be eating right now.

http://www.southernliving.com

If this pound cake survives what I have just put it through, I’ll let you know. So far it’s been “cooking” on and off for almost two hours. It still looks raw.