Today I walked into my parent’s church holding TWO in one arm and our diaper bag in the other. There were a lot of people. I was a tiny bit overwhelmed. As I spoke to the nice lady who greeted us at the door, I had a vague feeling that something was happening.

ONE was pulling my dress up. Way up. 

Hi there. I’m here to worship the Lord. Why don’t I show you my ass too, while I’m at it?