I had big plans to cook a ton of food on this rainy Saturday. I took the kids out to get groceries, in the rain, which was my first mistake. I had a super long list, which was my second mistake. My third mistake was to underestimate the scope of TWO’s reach.

He knocked a bag of flour off the shelf with his giant baby arms, and that is when we made our exit. 1/3 of the way through my shopping list. So I took him home and fed him.

The end.