Are you looking for the perfect daycare for your would-be gangster?
Do you want your child to learn the subtle art of drug dealing or con-artistry?
Are you already saving up bail money and teaching them the definition of “white-collar crime?”
If you answered “yes” to the above questions, then look no further! This is only daycare around that offers a shady playground, where your child can learn to swing, slide, and hide their shivs.