So Many Questions.

This advertisement from Soma was in my inbox today. Can someone please explain to me how a bra can be “age-defying?”

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The arrow was added by Harmony.

I clicked on the link because I wanted to learn more about this magical undergarment, but it was already sold out. So … does it work?! Is that why there aren’t any left? DAMN IT.

I am now in search of age-defying panties and hats. See you on the flip side.