I am sleep deprived, angry, and desperate. ONE is giving us HELL. He’s a difficult kid to parent because he is difficult to discipline. We have tried almost everything we can think of, and nothing is working for bedtime. Last night was horrible. I got very little sleep. This morning, I feel like shipping him off somewhere. But three is a little young for boarding school.

This is all especially unfortunate timing because tonight is my long-awaited Twilight: Breaking Dawn premiere party. I’m going with a friend and I’ve had our tickets for two months. But … ALL I WANT TO DO IS SLEEP. I don’t want to sit in a packed theater at midnight and stare at Edward.

It’s just depressing.

Maybe I’ll bring a blanket and use that time to take a much-needed nap.